"We must have a foreign policy that is both strong and smart. Yes, the Republicans have been strong, but they haven't been smart. And the policy is one big mess, everyone knows it."
- Senator Chuck Schumer
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View Article  Bush Desperate, Spouts Lies and Distortions as His Ship Sinks

WASHINGTON, Oct. 15 /PRNewswire/ -- The following is a transcript of remarks by President Bush at a Desperation 2004 Rally in Central Point, Oregon.

There's one fact in this pack of lies and distortions. Can your find it?

Jackson County Fairgrounds Central Point, Oregon

6:16 P.M. PDT

BUSH:  Thank you all very much.  It's great to be back in Oregon. It's great to be back in Jackson County, Oregon.  (Applause.) Laura and I are staying at the Jacksonville Inn tonight.  (Applause.)  Last President to stay there was Rutherford B. Hayes.  (Laughter.)  I understand Rutherford complained about the tab.  (Laughter.)  I'm not going ...   more »

View Article  No earpiece this time

Did anyone notice that Bush was wearing lifts in his shoes? Either that or Bush grew three inches since the last debate.

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View Article  Top 10 Reasons to Re-Appoint George Bush

Top 10 Reasons to Re-Appoint George Bush

from Billionaires for Bush

10) Because you don't change horsemen mid-Apocalypse.
9) Because the deficit is not growing fast enough.
8) Because corporations are people too.
7) Because the other guy is distracted by healthcare, education, and the environment.
6) Because 1.7 million jobs lost is just a start.
5) Because never has one man done so much, for so few, at the expense of so many.
4) Because there's a lot more of our oil still trapped under their soil.
3) Because second-rate people don't deserve a first-rate education.
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