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View Article  George W. Bush Says Iraq Troops Will Get Everything They Need: Troops Laugh

Lying Leeza claimed Sunday that Bush was doing everything he can to keep the troops safe. Oops. Nothing has been done to speed up production of body armor or up armored hum-vees, even after it was brought to his attention that the items could be manufactured more quickly.

President George W. Bush, speaking from the campaign trail, has once again assured voters that Troops in Iraq will get all the equipment and supplies they need to "finish the job". Speaking to a carefully screened crowd who were forced to sign loyalty oaths and pledge to die for their Commander ...
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior and is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-electhim").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.  Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability ...   more »

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Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature US flags into piles of dog poo in public parks.

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View Article  UCC Welcomes SpongeBob

(I like the United Church of Christ more and more. )


The Rev. John H. Thomas, general
minister and president of the UCC,
welcomes SpongeBob Squarepants
to the UCC's national offices in
Cleveland
.
[January 2005] Randy Varcho/UCC Photo

Joining the animated fray, the United Church of Christ today (Jan. 24) said that Jesus' message of extravagant welcome extends to all, including SpongeBob Squarepants - the cartoon character that has come under fire for allegedly holding hands with a starfish.

"Absolutely, the UCC extends an unequivocal welcome to SpongeBob," the Rev. John H. Thomas, the UCC's general minister and ...   more »