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Bulletin:  President George W. Bush was impregnated while on a visit to South Dakota, the victim of a “date rape drug act.”

 

If true, the President faces a serious dilemma, as the South Dakota is about to enforce the most restrictive anti-abortion law since Roe-Vs. Wade. The only abortion provision protects women whose life is endangered due to the pregnancy.  As Bush is apparently not a woman, ...   more »

Dear Mr. President,

This March will mark the beginning of the 4th year of the war in Iraq. In contrast, U.S. involvement in WWI came to an end after 19 months. Victory in Europe was declared in WWII after 3 years 5 months. In the Korean War, a cease-fire was signed after 3 years and 1 month. But after more than three and a half years into the war in Iraq, your administration finally produced what is called a "Plan for Victory" in Iraq.

Iraq is not the center for the global war on terrorism.   more »