The Red States get back $1.25 from the United States government for every $1.00 paid in taxes and the Blue States get back 75 cents for each $1.00 paid in taxes. In 1803, the United States made a horrible mistake. We purchased the Louisiana Territory, which comprises a huge portion of the Red States, for $15 Million from France.

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Let’s give the Louisiana Purchase back to France!

Hell, I’d be willing to pay France $15 Billion to take the Louisiana Purchase back. We’d still come out ahead on the deficit.

Paying France to take them: $15 Billion. Reduction in the deficit: $100 Billion. Red-Staters choking on their American Fries and Liberty Toast: Priceless!