WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - The Republican National Committee (RNC) released its annual inspirational Christmas Carol by Ann Coulter on it's website today.
Here is Ann Coulter's holiday message:
My Republican friends, I would like to take a little time here to honor the wisdom spirit of Ebenezer Scrooge, the business man, in what I like to call - A Cronyism Carol.
Like all good Neocons, I can never bring myself watch Scrooge's transformation in A Christmas Carol into slobbering liberal, so I always turn the damn tape off before he wakes up.
But I always remember Scrooge's insightful reaction when he was asked by some gay charity dork to help the poor and destitute:
''Are there no prisons?'' asked Scrooge…
Yes. Scrooge was way ahead of his times and indeed anticipated our courageous Neocon Revolution.
At this mushy time of year, we need to remind ourselves that we owe the poor and aged of this country nothing at all!
As Scrooge quite correctly pointed out when asked if he was concerned about the fate of the poor and unemployed:
''If they would rather die,'' said Scrooge, ''they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.''
Isn't that the most beautiful sentiment that you have ever heard?...
