In an exclusive RadioLeft photo, Mr. Bush received comfort this morning from an unknown man after Mr. Bush broke down.

George Bush, at a campaign rally in Msssouri, today, broke down at the realization that he will lose the November election. 

Mr. Bush said, "You see, it's not enough to advocate reform -- you have to be able to get it done. (Applause.) When it comes to reforming schools provide an excellent education for all our children, results matter. When it comes to health care reforms to give families more access and more choices, results matter. When it comes to improving our economy and creating new jobs, results matter. (Applause.) When it comes to better securing our homeland and fighting the forces of terror, results matter. (Applause.) And when it comes to choosing a President, results matter. (Applause.)"

Unfortunately the crowd, not realizing that Mr. Bush was endorsing Senator Kerry for President, chanted, "Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!". 

At that moment, Mr. Bush, known for his angry outbursts, shocked the crowd when he broke down and cried on stage. An unidentified man came up on the stage and comforted Mr. Bush.

When the Bush handlers realized that Mr. Bush was in the middle of a "homo embrace" confiscated the film of all those who had taken pictures. A high-ranking Bush aid, on a condition of anonymity, said, "We have to protect the president's image as a real man. This is our best opportunity to win the election. All Americans were appalled at Girly-Boy Kerry and Breck-Girl Edwards putting their hands all over each other in public. We think Americans understand that the scourge of homosexuality is the most dangerous issue confronting America today. Anyway, we're desperate for an issue that Mr. Bush has not bungled during the last four years."

RadioLeft was able to smuggle the photo out of the event with the help of a sympathetic Secret Service agent.