Posted by proudbluestater

As we celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace, let us all reflect on the beatitudes that mark the opening of the Sermon on the Mount, the very first of the Christ’s sermons in the Gospel of St. Matthew (verses 3-10). And let us reflect on the neocons that hijacked the true teachings of Jesus.

JESUS: I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me. (Matthew 25:35)

DAN RATHER, CBS News, March 16th, ‘95: The new Republican majority in Congress took a big step today on its legislative agenda to demolish or damage government aid programs, many of them designed to help children and the poor.

GROVER NORQUIST: Every time you cut programs, you take away a person who has a vested interest in high taxes and you put him on the tax rolls and make him a taxpayer. A farmer on subsidies is part WELFARE BUM, whereas a free-market farmer is a small businessman with a gun.

G.W. BUSH: This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base.

JESUS: Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven. (Matthew 5:3)

JIMMY SWAGGERT: If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to Hell.

JESUS: Blessed are the meek: for they shall posses the land. (Matthew 5:5)

G.W. BUSH: I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don’t feel like I owe anybody an explanation.

JESUS: Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted. (Matthew 5:4)

ANN COULTER: We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.

JESUS: Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill. (Matthew 5:6)

ANN COULTER: I have to say I’m all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the ‘hood to be flogged publicly.

JESUS: Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. (Matthew 5:7)

LT. GEN. JAMES MATTIS (of the Afghan and Iraq wars): Actually, it’s quite fun to fight ‘em, you know. It’s a hell of a hoot. It’s fun to shoot some people. I’ll be right up front with you, I like brawling.

JESUS: Blessed are the clean of heart: for they shall see God. (Matthew 5:8)

RANDALL TERRY, founder of Operation Rescue: I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good. Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a Biblical duty, we are called by God, to conquer this country. We don’t want equal time. We don’t want pluralism.

RANDALL TERRY: (re: doctors who perform abortions) When I, or people like me, are running the country, you’d better flee, because we will find you, we will try you, and we’ll execute you. I mean every word of it. I will make it part of my mission to see to it they are tried and executed.

DICK CHENEY: (to Sen. Patrick Leahy) F*ck yourself.

JESUS: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. (Matthew 5:9)

DONALD RUMSFELD: Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.

G. W. BUSH: The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!

JESUS: Bless are they that suffer persecution for justice’s sake, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven. (Matthew 5:10)

ANN COULTER: When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too. Otherwise they were turn out to be outright traitors.

PASTOR FRED PHELPS: You tellin’ these miser’ble, Hell-bound, bath house-wallowing, anal-copulating fags that God loves them!? You have bats in the belfry.

PAT ROBERTSON: How can there be peace when drunkards, rug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?

JESUS: Love they neighbor as thyself. (Matthew 22:39)

PAT ROBERTSON: You say you’re supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don’t have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don’t have to be nice to them.

JESUS: Let him who is without sin cast the first stone. (John 8:7)

GROVER NORQUIST: We are trying to change the tones in the state capitals — and turn them toward bitter nastiness and partisanship.

G.W. BUSH: I’m the person who gets to decide, NOT YOU.

JESUS: Render unto Casesar the things which are Casesar’s, and unto God, the things that are God’s. (Matthew 22:21)

PAT ROBERTSON: We at the Christian Coalition are raising an army who cares. We are training people to be effective — to be elected to school boards, to city councils, to state legislatures, and to key positions in political parties…. By the end of this decade, if we work and give and organize and train, THE CHRISTIAN COALITION WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL POLITICAL ORGANIZATION IN AMERICA.

JERRY FALWELL: The idea that religion and politics don’t mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.

Hmmmm.

Doesn’t quite add up, does it?

I hope all you neocons got lumps of coal!