We’ve previously reported Ann Coulter’s comment at the Conservative Political Action Committee (CPAC):

“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards.” Ann Coulter – Conservative Political Action Conference, Washington, D. C. March 1st, 2007

AnncoulterrodmajorsNow, we know why Ann was in a bitchy mood. At the CPAC conference she met the man of her dreams, Corporal Matt Sanchez, who received the Jeanne Kirkpatrick Academic Freedom Award at the conference. She was hot for him because he stood up to attacks on veterans at his university and especially because he was she could see his enormous manhood bulging in his pants.

But, when Coulter tried to seduce him, Sanchez was overheard to say, “I wouldn’t get close enough to you naked to screw you with a 10 foot poll.”

At this point, Coulter screamed, “You faggy, fag, faggot!”

PatriotassSanchez responded, “Yeah, so what, you wanna make something of it you skanky c*nt?”

The sexually frustrated Coulter then mounted the podium and attacked Senator John Edwards.

Cpl. Sanchez is not only gay, he’s a gay porn star known for his 11” tool. In fact, a confidential source told this reporter that the real reason Matt Sanchez received his award is because Jeanne Kirkpatrick’s death bed wish was that he receive the award because she admired his work in the film “Patriot Ass.” In addition to Kirkpatrick’s favorite, Sanchez has appeared in at least 10 more gay hard-core porn films under a number of names.

It brings back memories of Underwear Boy in the White House and Valerie Plame cartoons!

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