by Geoff Staples

The similarities and differences between George W. Bush and President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are both striking and informative.

Similarities

Both Bush and President Ahmadinejad are liars.

Both Bush and President Ahmadinejad have strange ideas about religion.

Bush doesn’t believe in evolution and President Ahmadinejad doesn’t believe in the Holocaust.

Differences:

Well, actually, I could only come up with one significant difference:

President Ahmadinejad has the courage to appear before audiences that disdain him. George W. Bush is a coward who only appears in front of audiences of ass-kissing sycophants (with apologies to General Fallon).