That evil and corrupt Hillary Clinton got a whopping 55.3% of her PAC contributions from business PACs and didn’t fully disclose a gargantuan 7.5% of her overall contributions!  Unbelievable! Barack Obama must be right! Hillary Clinton really is a corrupt politition!

On the other hand, the saintly Barack Obama only received a minscule 54.7% of his PAC contributions from business PAC’s and failed to disclose a microscopic 10.6% of his overall contributions.

Oh, wait, that’s only 0.6% a difference in the percentage of business PAC contributions between Clinton and Obama, and Obama actually disclosed a smaller percentage of his contributions than Senator Clinton!

Oops! I wonder who Barack “Special Case” Obama will blame for this one? Obviously, it coudln’t possibly be Obama’s respomsibility, after all Obama is the only hope for survival of the United States! 

I’ve got it! The politics as usual Washington crowd must have rigged the numbers to make Obama look bad and the business PACs only gave money to Obama to destroy his campaign!

— GS